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I am not a beautiful and unique snowflake.

November 30th, 2006 by Jim Clark

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Today’s annoying statistics:

There are 409 people in the U.S. named Jim Clark. There are 11,530 people in the U.S. and 1,765 people in the U.K. named James Clark.

There are 4,991,477 people in the U.S. with the first name James; statistically, it’s the 1st most popular first name.

A Google search result for “James Clark” yields over 801,000 pages.

My middle name (Andrew) is derived from the Greek name Ανδρεας, which comes from ανηρ (aner) “man” and ανδρος (andros) “of a man”. I interpret that as meaning “a real man’s man”.

I share a birthday with Hillary Clinton, but she is older and has a bigger penis.

Anagrams of my full name include REDNECK ALARM JAWS, LAWN DECK SMEAR JAR and CANDLE WARMS A JERK.

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One Response to “I am not a beautiful and unique snowflake.”

  1. on 10 Dec 2006 at 2:05 pm   Jim Clark

    I just added all this worthless bit of info to the “About the Author” page, thus rendering this particular post rather redundant.

    But I don’t feel like deleting it.

    Alas.

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