Genius J’s Almanack.
June 15th, 2007 by Jim Clark
Hear ye! Hear ye!
Come one, come all, to read the first installment of the World-Famous, Internationally Renowned publication of amazement known as:
Genius J’s
Technicolour Almanack of Graphical Wonderment
Wherein Things Begin and Summarily End, The Past Catches Up To The Future, Strange Creatures Are Bought And Sold, Freud Is Discovered To Be More Wrong Than Not, And Other Wondrous Events Of Happenstance Happily Chance To Happen In Stances.
In this substantial, full-colour 52-page tome ye shall find a spectacular variety of stories to shock, fright, confound and delight! Tall tales are woven of love! War! Life! Death! Science and its Fiction! Westerns! Monsters! Magicks! Mystery! And other such silly nonsense!
Featuring stories written by Yours, Truly (in other words: me) and illustrated by such talented magicians as Chris Fason, David Wachter, Bill Koeb, and others.
There is Something for Everyone and Nothing for No-one, and it makes an excellent Lining for all manner of Gilded Cage containing Fowl or other Winged Creatures.
So step right up and get your copy today*!
* or rather when it goes on sale, which is next month at San Diego Comic Con and then online at www.scartissue-comic.com shortly thereafter