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Hark, the herald angels sing!

Season’s greetings from our family to yours.

Stop me if you’ve heard this one before.

So Donald Rumsfeld is giving the President his daily briefing on Iraq.

He concludes by saying: “Yesterday, 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed.”

“OH NO!” the President exclaims. “That’s terrible!”

His staff sits stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as the President sits, head in hands.

Finally, the President looks up and asks, “How many is a brazillion?”

Family and friends keep crying at me for baby pictures. I suppose they’re right, I have been remiss in showing off the little ones. So fine, follow this link to see some recent photos.

My son got circumcised today. Ouch. It hurts to even think about it.

He’s doing okay. He cried during the procedure, obviously, but he seems to be just fine now. Tough little kid. When I got circumcised I couldn’t walk for a whole year afterwards.

I asked the doctor if I could keep TJ’s foreskin in a jar so I could take it out and show it to his girlfriend when he’s fifteen. The look on the doctor’s face was a definite “no”.

It’s an art, apparently.

I mean, look at this article at CNN: “Police find 8 Ohio kids locked in cages“. 

As clumsy as I feel being a new parent, I can at least feel better knowing that I’m not as bad as that.