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		<title>Summer update.</title>
		<link>http://www.jamesclark.com/blog/2011/08/03/summer-update/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 03 Aug 2011 19:42:19 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jim Clark</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p>This blog has pretty much been mothballed. Anything of interest I might have to say gets said over on Facebook or Twitter or now Google+, and I figure that anyone who would care what I have to say here is probably a friend or follower over there anyway.</p>
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>This blog has pretty much been mothballed. Anything of interest I might have to say gets said over on Facebook or Twitter or now Google+, and I figure that anyone who would care what I have to say here is probably a friend or follower over there anyway.</p>
<p>But still, here&#8217;s a minor update just because:</p>
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<li><a href="http://www.davedrawscomics.com">Dave</a> and I are pleased that our webcomic <em><a href="http://www.gunsofshadowvalley.com">The Guns of Shadow Valley</a></em> got nominated for a <a href="http://harveyawards.org">Harvey Award</a>.</li>
<li>My next album will be called <em>Fretting The Small Stuff</em> and will be released this fall, if I can raise enough money from pre-orders to finish it. <a href="http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/ukulelejim/ukulele-jim-fretting-the-small-stuff">Here&#8217;s how you can get yours</a>. </li>
<li>I&#8217;m working on a children&#8217;s book based on the lyrics to a song from <a href="http://music.ukulelejim.net/album/ukulele-jims-jumping-flea-circus">my last album</a>.</li>
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<p>That&#8217;s all for now. I&#8217;m not sure when there will be another update here, so if you&#8217;re interested in any of this stuff you could always follow what I&#8217;m up to over on <a href="http://www.twitter.com/ukulelejim">Twitter</a> or <a href="http://www.facebook.com/jim.andrew.clark">Facebook</a>. I guess I&#8217;m just not the type who can be bothered to think of interesting things to say in multiple spots.</p>
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		<title>Late fall update.</title>
		<link>http://www.jamesclark.com/blog/2010/11/07/late-fall-update/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 07 Nov 2010 03:15:41 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jim Clark</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p>Jeez, I&#8217;m really WAY behind on updating this blog. So what&#8217;s new with me? Uh&#8230; let&#8217;s see&#8230;</p>
<ul>
<li><a href="http://music.ukulelej.im/album/ukulele-jims-jumping-flea-circus">I made a new CD of kid-friendly ukulele rock!</a></li>
<li><a href="http://www.cdbaby.com/cd/UkuleleUnderground">One of my songs was included on a great CD for charity.</a></li>
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Jeez, I&#8217;m really WAY behind on updating this blog. So what&#8217;s new with me? Uh&#8230; let&#8217;s see&#8230;</p>
<ul>
<li><a href="http://music.ukulelej.im/album/ukulele-jims-jumping-flea-circus">I made a new CD of kid-friendly ukulele rock!</a></li>
<li><a href="http://www.cdbaby.com/cd/UkuleleUnderground">One of my songs was included on a great CD for charity.</a></li>
<li><a href="http://music.ukulelej.im/album/lets-have-an-old-fashioned-christmas-single">I wrote a Christmas song</a> and <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CvACRxKQuoU&#038;feature=player_embedded">made a video for it</a>.</li>
<li>I wear reading glasses now, which my family says makes me look like Santa.</li>
<li>Also, apparently, my family tells me I&#8217;m too grumpy to be Santa so I must be Bizarro Santa.</li>
<li>I recently got a <del>old</del>new car.</li>
<li>I might put out a children&#8217;s storybook next year. </li>
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<p>That&#8217;s all for now. More updates on Twitter as things happen.</p>
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		<title>Oh hey, here&#8217;s something.</title>
		<link>http://www.jamesclark.com/blog/2010/10/20/oh-hey-heres-something/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 20 Oct 2010 05:52:38 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jim Clark</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p>For a couple more weeks you can get my debut album &#8220;Ukulele Jim&#8217;s Authentic Down Home Marital Aid&#8221; for whatever you want to pay for it, even if you don&#8217;t want to pay anything at all. That&#8217;s right, folks&#8230; free. Why am I doing this? <a href="http://www.ukulelej.im/2010/10/pay-what-you-want-birthmonth-special/">Well, you can read about it here.</a></p>
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>For a couple more weeks you can get my debut album &#8220;Ukulele Jim&#8217;s Authentic Down Home Marital Aid&#8221; for whatever you want to pay for it, even if you don&#8217;t want to pay anything at all. That&#8217;s right, folks&#8230; free. Why am I doing this? <a href="http://www.ukulelej.im/2010/10/pay-what-you-want-birthmonth-special/">Well, you can read about it here.</a></p>
<p>My new album comes out next month. Keep an eye out for it, won&#8217;t you?</p>
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		<title>The dancing frog.</title>
		<link>http://www.jamesclark.com/blog/2010/01/06/the-dancing-frog/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 06 Jan 2010 18:18:16 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jim Clark</dc:creator>
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This was a gift from the very talented <a href="http://www.davedrawscomics.com">Dave Wachter</a>.</p>
<p>This might be my last post for a while, too. If you want updates on what&#8217;s going on with me, you can <a href="http://www.twitter.com/ukulelejim">follow me on Twitter</a>. I tend to update there way more than here.</p>
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This was a gift from the very talented <a href="http://www.davedrawscomics.com">Dave Wachter</a>.</p>
<p>This might be my last post for a while, too. If you want updates on what&#8217;s going on with me, you can <a href="http://www.twitter.com/ukulelejim">follow me on Twitter</a>. I tend to update there way more than here.</p>
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		<title>Santa Barbara is on fire. Again.</title>
		<link>http://www.jamesclark.com/blog/2008/11/13/santa-barbara-is-on-fire-again/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 14 Nov 2008 05:39:05 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jim Clark</dc:creator>
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<p>A fast moving brush fire has started in the hills above Montecito. I left work at SBCC shortly after it started and the huge flames were very visible from the east campus. It looked really bad.</p>
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<p>A fast moving brush fire has started in the hills above Montecito. I left work at SBCC shortly after it started and the huge flames were very visible from the east campus. It looked really bad.</p>
<p>Apparently downtown traffic is really screwed up, there&#8217;s a major power outage, and people are already losing their homes in the blaze.  Spot fires on Westmont campus are being reported.  Major evacuations are underway.</p>
<p>They&#8217;re calling it the &#8220;Tea Fire&#8221; for some reason. I heard that they think it started above the Tea House structure on Westmont Campus, but that&#8217;s really no excuse for giving the fire such a ridiculous name. That&#8217;s just lazy&#8230; if anything, they should have called it the Tea <em>House</em> Fire. The local media really like to dumb things down.</p>
<p><img src="http://www.jamesclark.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/11/teafire27.jpg" alt="" title="teafire27" width="500" height="333" class="alignnone size-full wp-image-437" /></p>
<p><img src="http://www.jamesclark.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/11/teafire29.jpg" alt="" title="teafire29" width="500" height="333" class="alignnone size-full wp-image-438" /></p>
<p>(Pictures stolen from Lisa Slavid via EdHat.)</p>
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		<title>You make the call.</title>
		<link>http://www.jamesclark.com/blog/2008/11/03/you-make-the-call/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 03 Nov 2008 07:01:02 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jim Clark</dc:creator>
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<p>Now get out there and vote!</p>
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<p>Now get out there and vote!</p>
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		<title>I screwed up the election for everyone.</title>
		<link>http://www.jamesclark.com/blog/2008/10/23/i-screwed-up-the-election-for-everyone/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 23 Oct 2008 21:33:36 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jim Clark</dc:creator>
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<p>Get out there and vote.</p>
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<p>Get out there and vote.</p>
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		<title>It was 20 years ago.</title>
		<link>http://www.jamesclark.com/blog/2008/08/29/it-was-20-years-ago/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 29 Aug 2008 22:54:50 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jim Clark</dc:creator>
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<p>My 20 year high school reunion is just around the corner.  This in and of itself makes me feel old as dirt, but to make matters worse I just discovered the above picture of me which was taken a week before my graduation.</p>
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<p>My 20 year high school reunion is just around the corner.  This in and of itself makes me feel old as dirt, but to make matters worse I just discovered the above picture of me which was taken a week before my graduation.</p>
<p>Now, there is something really wrong with this picture.  Aside from the fact that I&#8217;m wearing a plastic Swatch watch, or that I was sporting a really thin fake gold necklace, or that for some inexplicable reason I have my shirt collar tucked inwards&#8230; but OH MY GOD WHAT THE HELL IS UP WITH THE MULLET??  </p>
<p>I swear I don&#8217;t remember consciously making that hair style choice.  It must be a trick of the light or defect in the camera. It has to be. I can&#8217;t live with any other answer.</p>
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		<title>Breaking News!</title>
		<link>http://www.jamesclark.com/blog/2008/08/18/breaking-news/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 18 Aug 2008 17:51:18 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jim Clark</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p>Some people get their news from CNN, some get theirs online.  Me, I get mine from the subjects of the emails caught in my spam folder.  Just look at today&#8217;s headlines:</p>
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Some people get their news from CNN, some get theirs online.  Me, I get mine from the subjects of the emails caught in my spam folder.  Just look at today&#8217;s headlines:</p>
<p>Angelina Jolie Set To Destroy Own Vagina<br />
John Mccain Denies Allegations That He Is A Politician<br />
John Edwards Admits Fathering Clay Aiken&#8217;s Baby<br />
Unemployed To Be Used For Soup<br />
Gays Banned From Owning Pets In New York<br />
Gay Marriage Could Be Profitable<br />
Bush &#8216;Troubled&#8217; by Gay Marriages. Declares San Francisco Part of &#8216;Axis of Evil&#8217;<br />
Polar Bear Finds Yoga Great For Flexibility, But Murder On The Balls<br />
Attack Of The Zombie Negroes: Dick Cheney<br />
Mike Tyson To Fight Michael Jackson<br />
Children Admit To Being Little Shits<br />
Bush Tours America To Survey Damage Caused By His Disastrous Presidency<br />
Illegal Immigrants Seize Control Of The U.S.<br />
Bush Sells Louisiana Back to the French<br />
God Destroys Boise For Not Being Gay Enough<br />
NASA Claim to Have Achieved First Zero-Gravity Erection<br />
Scientists Warn Of New Global Luke Warming Threat<br />
Cindy Mccain Talks About Her Boobs<br />
Cheney Visits Afghan President, Shoots Him In The Face<br />
Switzerland To Be Devoured By Black Hole<br />
Aliens Abducted By Michael Jackson</p>
<p>(that last one is my favorite)</p>
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		<title>Who can it be now?</title>
		<link>http://www.jamesclark.com/blog/2008/05/22/who-can-it-be-now/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 23 May 2008 06:38:16 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jim Clark</dc:creator>
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<p>Tonight we saw <a href="http://www.colinhay.com/" target="blank">Colin Hay</a> at a local club.  In case you didn&#8217;t know, he was the lead singer/songwriter from &#8220;Men at Work&#8221; in the &#8217;80s and then went on to a splendid solo career of his own.  </p>
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<p>Tonight we saw <a href="http://www.colinhay.com/" target="blank">Colin Hay</a> at a local club.  In case you didn&#8217;t know, he was the lead singer/songwriter from &#8220;Men at Work&#8221; in the &#8217;80s and then went on to a splendid solo career of his own.  </p>
<p>He&#8217;s one of the most enjoyable performers I&#8217;ve ever seen or had the honor to meet.  Half of his act was just him talking to the crowd, telling charming anecdotes and jokes between songs. Damn if he isn&#8217;t one of the funniest guys ever.</p>
<p>Lisa needs a better camera phone, it takes crap pictures.</p>
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