The Offer.
Filed under Bad Poetry, Stories, Writing on November 12th, 2006 No Comments »
The devil came up behind me and poked me in the back…
Filed under Bad Poetry, Stories, Writing on November 12th, 2006 No Comments »
The devil came up behind me and poked me in the back…
Filed under Bad Poetry, Writing on October 5th, 2006 No Comments »
I wrote this while in a rather piratey mood. It should be sung from the bow of a ship — preferably while drunk — as you look wistfully over the water.
Filed under Comic book, Ukulele on March 22nd, 2006 No Comments »

I just got back from a gig at a comic book convention in Los Angeles where I sold copies of my book and belted out tunes on the ukulele. More details and pictures can be found over at the comic book’s website.
Filed under Bad Poetry, Whatever on August 3rd, 2005 No Comments »
Subject: And finish at rehearsal beleaguer
Impatiently, after half-a-dozen unavailing modest pulls, and she Well, well. he said with a sigh, dismissing, as I then saw, some Bullock for his souls correction, I passed an hour or two in considered complete, was to recover her. This my aunt and Mr. open; and I rode behind it, and Dora sat with her back to the.
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Filed under Whatever, Writing on July 28th, 2005 No Comments »
I really do.
My wife and I are sitting on the floor putting together a crib when the phone rings…